Schlock’s Blogs

This week's blogs are overrun by animals. But rest assured, none were harmed.

This week has been great fun for Schlock. As you hopefully know, our writers tried their hand (we sincerely hope it wasn’t just the one though) at erotica. The resulting collection of strange and sexy flash fiction pieces will be collated in a post tomorrow.

Meanwhile, we hope you enjoy what they came up with after returning to the mundane world.

Noel, however, insisted on staying in the bedroom. He harps on about dirty deeds done dirt cheap in a film about a film.

Annette satisfied the beast inside her but also ventured out: though her visit to the zoo elicited a strange mix of emotions.

Teodor, safely ensconced in the confines of a cinema, experiences a different kind of ecstasy… which he never thought he could get out of a 3D animated film about a hapless chameleon.

Enjoy!